1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:01,920 What do you say, lovely? 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,600 You want to come home with me? This is not the pound. 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,900 You act like you're taking home a Christmas puppy. 4 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:10,520 You get involved personally with your case, it backfires every time. 5 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:11,820 Hey, police! 6 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:14,220 Hold it! 7 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:15,900 You all right? 8 00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:19,460 How can you love chasing after pimps? That's grim and depressing. 9 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:22,380 Last night at 3 a .m., you didn't find me grim and depressing. 10 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,720 They purchased her from a baby broker. 11 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:27,300 The price was $35 ,000 cash. 12 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:29,700 Would you throw me out of bed on a cold night? 13 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,740 The audience seems to like it. Now we wait and see what the vultures make of 14 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,419 The critics will love it. Oh, Josh, it's such a wonderful play. 15 00:02:09,699 --> 00:02:12,600 Yeah, well, those little maintenance men, the reviewers ate that for 16 00:02:12,780 --> 00:02:15,960 I still remember some of those adjectives. There was derivative, 17 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,060 pretentious. They were some of the better ones. 18 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:19,920 I thought cops were paranoid. 19 00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:22,520 Baby, back in there is Paranoia Palace. 20 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,080 Listen, 21 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:31,420 if I start drinking too much at this party and insult the investors, will you 22 00:02:31,420 --> 00:02:32,359 arrest me? 23 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,140 I'd be happy to take you into custody. 24 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:37,540 Christine Cagney, defender of the peace and public morals. 25 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,160 We thank you. 26 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:05,780 Head to the good thing to life. 27 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,120 I'll drink to that. 28 00:03:08,180 --> 00:03:11,240 Oh, I'm glad that is over. I hate first night. 29 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:13,460 Oh, come on, you're wonderful. 30 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,080 Oh, sweetheart. 31 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:20,880 What's wrong? 32 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,840 Drive it, stop the car. 33 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,120 What's the matter? 34 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:27,740 The man over there is working over that woman. 35 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,320 Oh, Chris, can't you turn your back on that just for one night? 36 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,320 Yeah, but we do have a first night. Hey! 37 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,240 I'll get you better full of them. 38 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,860 Baby, I'm just doing my job. I'm just doing my job. I understand. Roughing up 39 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:10,980 women is your job. Is that correct? 40 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:13,980 Come on, baby. You want some money? I said quiet. 41 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,140 I got some money. You'd be better off if you keep your mouth shut. 42 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:18,880 Come on, babe. 43 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:20,500 You hear me? 44 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:22,060 There are good things in life. 45 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,080 Baby, I'm innocent. 46 00:04:37,919 --> 00:04:39,100 So was it vegetable? 47 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,100 Yes. Yes? Yes, grain. 48 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,000 Yes. Distillation. Hey. 49 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,220 Hey, how was the big night? 50 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,620 Started out great. 51 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,480 Then it kind of went downhill. 52 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:52,120 I thought you were going to this big opening night party. 53 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,320 By the time we got there, the party was over. 54 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,560 What? 55 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:59,220 It was the Polonius assault on 8th Avenue. I was stuck here for two hours 56 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:00,780 booking a pin. Oh, Chris. 57 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:03,000 Josh must have been disappointed, huh? 58 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,340 Actually, it was a pretty good sport about it until the guy... 59 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:08,630 Threw up in his tuxedo. 60 00:05:09,470 --> 00:05:10,470 Oh, Christine. 61 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:14,130 I'm sorry. 62 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:19,950 Cagney. Nice help. 63 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:23,550 Thanks. I liked it yesterday, too. 64 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:27,510 What? I just left a little sleep over date, huh? 65 00:05:27,770 --> 00:05:29,110 Don't kiss off at Becky. 66 00:05:31,050 --> 00:05:33,090 I wore my yellow sweater yesterday, didn't I? 67 00:05:33,690 --> 00:05:35,690 Cagney, Lacey, end of hand party. 68 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,800 All right, there was a baby abandoned this morning at St. Joe's. There's 69 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,080 witnesses. Go talk to them. See if you can find a line on the mother. 70 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,300 Yes, sir. 71 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:53,680 We get a lot of abandoned babies here. The mothers are young, 15, 16, no money, 72 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:54,920 no job. She get the picture? 73 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:57,760 But this woman, she was no kid. 74 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:02,620 She had plenty of money, jewelry and clothes you'd die for, and cash. 75 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,720 She posted five $100 bills in advance. That's for treatment. 76 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,320 She brought the baby in to see the doctor? 77 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,539 Mm -hmm. 78 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:11,340 Complaining of lethargy. 79 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:13,720 Said the baby was unnaturally quiet. 80 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:16,040 I should have only had that problem with my boys. 81 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:19,380 Dr. Lewis examined the baby. She's totally dead. 82 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:20,940 Nurse Frederick. 83 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,980 Oh. And at that point, the mother excused herself to go to the ladies' 84 00:06:25,980 --> 00:06:26,980 she never came back. 85 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,380 And where was the little girl now? 86 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,640 Child welfare came for her. 87 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:32,220 Have you tried calling the mother? 88 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:38,260 Hmm. The telephone number on the admitting form was the information desk 89 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:39,260 Authority. 90 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,620 Thank you. 91 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,420 The address and the work workplace were fictitious as well? The entire admitting 92 00:06:48,420 --> 00:06:51,680 form. The mother apparently thought the whole thing out beforehand. 93 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,320 If the doctor had confirmed the baby was deaf, she was just going to dump her 94 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,320 and run. 95 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:59,700 Nice, very nice. I think I've seen everything, and then I get a surprise. 96 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,840 Oh, I used something. 97 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,660 Yeah, so what happens now, kid? 98 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:06,960 She'll stay here. 99 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,120 Oh. 100 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,460 What is a gorgeous girl like you going to do in a dump like this, huh? 101 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,160 We do the best we can, detective, with very limited funds. 102 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:18,460 No offense, man, honest, but you, you ought to be in pictures. 103 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,320 Anyway, it's up to you now. 104 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,960 If you can find the parents and if you can find a judge to declare them unfit. 105 00:07:25,390 --> 00:07:29,030 Then we'll put the girl up for adoption and hopefully find a family who wants to 106 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:30,350 make a home for a handicapped child. 107 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:31,570 That's a lot of bips. 108 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:34,010 We're looking for a temporary foster home. 109 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:37,570 There's one coming up in two weeks. Two weeks? 110 00:07:38,070 --> 00:07:39,970 Oh, two weeks is a long time. 111 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:42,330 What do you say, lovely? 112 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:43,810 You want to come home with me? 113 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:45,610 Mary Beth, you've got to be kidding. 114 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:49,770 Now, back off, Christine. I saw her first. This is our decision, her and me. 115 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,130 Mrs. Rosenmeier. Would it be all right? 116 00:07:51,710 --> 00:07:52,830 That's very irregular. 117 00:07:53,450 --> 00:07:54,309 Oh, come on, Mrs. 118 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:56,330 Rosenmeier. I know you got some latitude in these matters. 119 00:07:56,870 --> 00:07:59,810 I'm a police officer with a husband, two kids, solid citizen. 120 00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:01,810 And we're only talking two weeks here. 121 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:05,790 Well, I'll have to get an okay from my supervisor. 122 00:08:06,190 --> 00:08:09,530 Ask the question. Be sure to tell her that I was dead mother for 17 Cub Scouts 123 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:10,530 for an entire year. 124 00:08:11,670 --> 00:08:12,670 Yeah, me. 125 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:15,870 Are you out of your mind? 126 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:17,889 What's the matter? 127 00:08:17,890 --> 00:08:21,570 You got enough pulling at you. You got Harvey, you got two kids of your own, 128 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:22,409 you got your work. 129 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:23,690 I won't fall down on the job, Christine. 130 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:25,190 That isn't what I meant. 131 00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:26,450 Well, what is the matter? 132 00:08:28,130 --> 00:08:29,310 I think it's unprofessional. 133 00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:31,190 Unprofessional? Yes. 134 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,250 Oh. 135 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:35,070 You know what? She's afraid of what the guys will say. 136 00:08:35,370 --> 00:08:37,809 Yeah, Coleman and his Becky. You know, the lieutenant would never do a thing 137 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:40,350 like that. No, she's worried that we will look like the bleeding -heart women 138 00:08:40,350 --> 00:08:43,210 front of the guys. Am I right? Look at her. You want to get off it, Mary Beth. 139 00:08:43,409 --> 00:08:44,410 See? 140 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:47,690 This is not the pound. 141 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:50,910 You act like you're taking home a Christmas. 142 00:08:53,870 --> 00:08:54,870 person here. 143 00:08:55,670 --> 00:08:57,270 Thank you, Christine. I'm aware of that. 144 00:08:58,490 --> 00:09:01,650 Who's going to take care of her while you're at work? Harv. Wait a minute. 145 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:04,550 Harv. Don't you think you ought to ask him first? 146 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:06,410 Harvey loves babies. 147 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:10,190 Anyway, he doesn't have anything to do until the renovation of the Greenway 148 00:09:10,190 --> 00:09:11,190 thing next month. 149 00:09:11,930 --> 00:09:13,650 She's not going to be any trouble at all, are you? 150 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:15,470 No problem at all. 151 00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:16,710 Sure. 152 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,400 Hark! 153 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,500 Yo! 154 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:34,180 Hiya. Hiya, baby. 155 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,740 Lee. 156 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,360 Hark, don't look. 157 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,300 I got something to... Turn around, okay? 158 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,980 Turn around. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. 159 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:46,999 Hiya, men. 160 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:47,819 Hi, Mom. 161 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:51,200 Come over here. I got a surprise for you. In a minute. The show's almost 162 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:52,420 What you got, an Atari? 163 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:54,680 Oh, wow. She finally bought us one. Get over here. 164 00:10:09,070 --> 00:10:12,690 She was abandoned by her very foolish mother, and she has graciously consented 165 00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:14,850 to stay with us for two weeks until she gets a foster home. 166 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:16,110 What's its name? 167 00:10:16,890 --> 00:10:17,890 I don't know. 168 00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:19,610 How about a Tori? 169 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:20,990 Better for a boy. 170 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:22,930 Is she something? 171 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,370 I knew you'd love her. 172 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:25,590 Say hi to her. 173 00:10:47,019 --> 00:10:48,800 I couldn't explain this to Christine. 174 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:50,020 What's that? 175 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:53,260 And I miss holding a little person like this in my arms. 176 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,780 She's a doll, all right. 177 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,920 Oh, boy, diaper. 178 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,360 I get it. 179 00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:00,540 Oh. 180 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,500 It's my birthday next month. 181 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,360 I know. 182 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:07,320 Like vintage wine, better every year. 183 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,280 but not any younger. 184 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:13,400 I mean, we don't have forever on this lover. 185 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,320 We're going to have another baby. We're going to have to do it pretty soon. 186 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,560 Want to practice? 187 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,120 I don't know. 188 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:25,000 It's a big decision. I just keep going round and round. 189 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:26,700 I don't know for sure. 190 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:30,880 I guess I thought maybe that she could help us make up our mind, maybe. 191 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,920 Kind of like a trial run, huh? 192 00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:40,590 Harvey, get the diaper. 193 00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:43,610 Diaper. Diaper, diaper. 194 00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:55,730 You know, Petite Jolie, J -O -L -I -E. 195 00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:58,290 Yes, they're the manufacturers. 196 00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:03,990 Yeah. Okay, I'll wait. 197 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,100 So where's the cops when you need them? I'm a taxpayer, you understand? 198 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:20,540 Josh. 199 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,800 Uh... Oh, okay. Thank you anyway. 200 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,440 Hi. 201 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,800 Do I take it from that dazed expression on your face that you have forgotten our 202 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:35,559 lunch date? 203 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:37,040 Lunch? No. 204 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,960 No, I didn't forget lunch. Oh, rubbish, you forgot. 205 00:12:41,270 --> 00:12:42,270 I didn't forget. 206 00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:44,430 What kind of a bloody twit do you think I am, Christine? 207 00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:47,290 Sorry. 208 00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:50,590 I've been so involved in this case, the only lead I have on this baby is the 209 00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:51,590 clothes she was wearing. 210 00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:56,310 Let me take you away from all this, just for an hour. 211 00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:58,950 Josh, I can't. I'm up to my bangs in this stuff. 212 00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:00,730 Come on. 213 00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:09,590 Why not? 214 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,230 What are partners for? 215 00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:29,930 I, uh... Well, I'm not gonna beat around the bush here, Lacey. 216 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:33,690 Straight out, I'm telling you, I don't think it's such a hot idea. 217 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:36,770 Sir? The baby. 218 00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:40,930 My two cents, you give it back now before you're in too deep. 219 00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:44,690 This is experience talking, Lacey. You get involved personally with your case, 220 00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:46,250 it backfires every time. 221 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,820 I believe I can handle it, sir. Oh, good, good, good, good. Yeah, well, I 222 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:50,840 thought I could, too. 223 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,580 An assault victim. 224 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,300 Well, 225 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,600 we dated each other for a while, and I... 226 00:13:56,600 --> 00:14:03,600 Well, look, Lacey, you think you're going to 227 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,200 be able to handle it the day you have to give the kid back? 228 00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:06,900 It's only two weeks, sir. 229 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,380 I'm set for it. 230 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,640 Okay. I can't tell you anything. You've got all the answers. 231 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,160 Just don't let it interfere with your work. 232 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:15,980 No, sir. 233 00:14:16,449 --> 00:14:17,449 Thank you, son. 234 00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:23,230 Champagne for lunch? 235 00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:24,470 Mm -hmm. What's the occasion? 236 00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:26,090 Big news. 237 00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:27,610 What? I'm sorry, I'm on duty. 238 00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:31,210 What? Oh, come on, Chris. You're not going to test my big news with water, 239 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:32,210 you? 240 00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:34,930 What the hell? Give me a splash. 241 00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:39,430 What is it? Tell me. Well, I have just signed a deal to do a new play in London 242 00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:40,430 this spring. 243 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:42,830 Josh, that's fabulous. 244 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,450 Break a leg. 245 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,640 Cheers, kids. 246 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,260 So, how about it? 247 00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:55,140 How about what? 248 00:14:56,220 --> 00:15:00,580 Well, Tower of London, Hyde Park, long walks, long attempts. 249 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,080 Oh, wait a second. No, no, no, no, you don't turn me down until you've heard 250 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,080 whole deal. 251 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:09,000 You know, Chris, since my divorce, I took a decision to keep everything, 252 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:13,020 very light from now on, and I realize that I have been pretty hard to get 253 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:14,020 to. Well... 254 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,360 I'm not exactly the easiest person to get close to either. 255 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:21,220 Well, I thought this London day would be a chance for us to get a bit closer. 256 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,560 You don't understand. I have a job. 257 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:27,320 It's not just a job. I mean, it's my career. 258 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,400 Oh, sure. I wouldn't expect you to give up your job. Just come over for a couple 259 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,400 of weeks while I'm casting. 260 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,760 I don't even get vacation time until July. 261 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,200 Yeah, but you could arrange something, couldn't you? Switch with someone? 262 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,320 It doesn't work that way, Josh. I've got a partner. I have a caseload. 263 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,820 This child abandonment business is on my mind. I can't just fly off to London. 264 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,340 I wouldn't even be very good company right now. 265 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:54,300 Chris, how much of yourself can you give to your work? 266 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,260 I mean, don't you think you ought to pamper yourself a little bit, live a 267 00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:59,660 little? You don't understand. 268 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:01,620 I love my work. 269 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,980 How can you love chasing after pimps? 270 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:07,120 In a long dress and high heels? 271 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:08,740 That's grim and depressing. 272 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,760 Last night at 3 a .m., you didn't find me grim and depressing. 273 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,560 Oh. 274 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,560 I'm going to get you back. 275 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:26,960 Check, please. 276 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,100 What kind of milk are you using for the formula? 277 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,600 What kind? Milk from a cow. 278 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:36,840 Goat. It's closer to the composition of human milk. 279 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,440 You'll have fewer problems with allergies later. 280 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:43,730 Huh. And don't neglect a good, healthy dose of liquid kelp. 281 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:47,430 Kelp? That's processed seaweed, chock full of minerals. 282 00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:52,010 Not to mention how it stimulates the sea -like condition of the in -utero 283 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,010 environment. 284 00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:59,710 An acidophilus for the promotion of friendly flora and to encourage 285 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:02,210 Oh, this baby doesn't need that kind of encouragement. 286 00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:03,430 Ask off. 287 00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:06,869 I'm sorry, Paul. I gotta go. 288 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:08,450 So, how was lunch? 289 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,900 Why is nothing ever easy? Now, don't sit down. We gotta go. I found the store. 290 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,240 What do you mean? 291 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:18,540 Josh Richards is the most exciting man I've ever met in my entire life. That 292 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:19,540 problem? 293 00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:21,619 He thinks my work is grim and depressing. 294 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,020 So in addition to being exciting, he's also observant. 295 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,420 We'll talk in the car. 296 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,080 Is it not the most precious? 297 00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:32,980 All handwork. 298 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,740 Look, even the buttonholes. 299 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,040 Yeah, it's very nice. 300 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,660 Do you remember who purchased this? 301 00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:39,420 Yes. The mother. 302 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,940 She adored this particular combination. 303 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:45,040 In fact, it happens to be a favorite of mine, too. 304 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:49,380 She bought everything in those colors for her little one. You having a dress 305 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:50,179 her? 306 00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:51,180 I'll check. 307 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,200 This is cute. Look at this. Is this adorable? 308 00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:57,699 Oh, yeah. 309 00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:58,700 Yeah. 310 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:01,920 Oh, my niece would look great in this. Now check it out. Nice. 311 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,040 There's no price tag on anything. 312 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,360 Oh, I have it. 313 00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:09,010 Thank you. 314 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:10,910 This is Scott Jameis. Mm -hmm. 315 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:12,630 I'll check the address. 316 00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:15,650 These are cute here. 317 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:17,670 How much are these here? 318 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,090 Oh, $24. 319 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:20,530 For six. 320 00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:22,070 For one. 321 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,910 Uh -huh. 322 00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:28,230 Well, the kid has got enough of these for now. Yeah. 323 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:30,630 Okay. 324 00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:31,930 Thank you. 325 00:18:34,550 --> 00:18:35,549 Park Avenue. 326 00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:36,550 I figured. 327 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,200 Here you go. 328 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:43,080 $200 for a sweater. $24. Michael's entire layout did not cost $224. 329 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,240 Michael got the better deal. 330 00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:52,780 And you remember to warm up the formula. 331 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:57,560 Harvey. Oh, come on here, Harv. I'm not treating you like a bimbo. 332 00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,120 Of course you remember. 333 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,600 Yeah, and, Harv, kelp, liquid kelp. 334 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,300 Uh, K -E -L -P. 335 00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:08,770 Well, I don't know how. I have a health food store. 336 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:10,530 Yeah, okay. 337 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,930 Okay. And kiss that little lovely for me. 338 00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:14,730 Yeah, bye. 339 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,150 Yes, Mr. Cartman. 340 00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:20,150 I thought you ladies would be delighted to know that my clients at Jameson's are 341 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:24,110 willing to cooperate with you 100%. Oh, I thought you loved them. 342 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,290 Between you and me, sir, we don't need their cooperation to make this charge 343 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:30,450 stick. There's no child abandonment here. 344 00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:34,470 The baby that was left in the custody of St. Joseph's Hospital is not my 345 00:19:34,470 --> 00:19:36,470 client's child. What are you trying to do, Mr. Cartman? 346 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,580 I'm trying to be perfectly candid. 347 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:43,420 You ladies have any idea how difficult it is to adopt a white, healthy infant 348 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:44,339 this city? 349 00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:45,340 Yeah, we heard. 350 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,660 The Jamesons had been trying to adopt for nearly three years, and finally they 351 00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:50,599 found a source. 352 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,360 They were promised a perfect child and accordingly took delivery. 353 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:57,900 However, after several months, they found her to be defective. Death, Mr. 354 00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:00,920 Cotman. The only thing wrong with that baby is she can't hear. 355 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:02,480 Otherwise, she's perfect. 356 00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:05,300 My clients don't regard deafness as a slight imperfection. 357 00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:06,740 So they dumped her? 358 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,740 Mrs. Jamison left her in the custody of a hospital where she would be perfectly 359 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:14,760 safe. Well, kind of. I don't know why you're wasting our time here. We still 360 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,440 abandonment. An adopted child is no different than a natural child. You 361 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,020 understand. They never legally adopted the child. 362 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:25,160 As I've been trying to tell you, it is quite difficult to effectuate a certain 363 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,020 type of adoption in this city. So where did this baby come from? 364 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,280 They purchased her from a baby broker. 365 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,600 The price was $35 ,000. 366 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,300 Cash. 367 00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:41,790 Can we come to some sort of accommodation? 368 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:47,930 I don't understand, Scott. We got the name of the baby broker. We got those 369 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:52,290 people, Jamesons. They're going to cooperate, so why can't we make the 370 00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:57,850 I checked this with the DA's office, and they're not entirely happy with the 371 00:20:57,850 --> 00:20:58,850 case. 372 00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:03,070 How much more do they want from us? They want us to find the natural parents of 373 00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:04,550 a baby that the broker has placed. 374 00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:08,990 Then you see we get a nice criminal solicitation in addition to the social 375 00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:10,210 services law violation. 376 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,690 I don't understand your... Hello, illegal smoke screens. 377 00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:15,610 Hey, look, come on. I don't make the laws, so don't give me a hard time. 378 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:20,010 Besides, I happen to agree with the DA's office, so we got a meeting with an 379 00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:21,010 assistant DA. 380 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:22,830 9 a .m., the three of us, tomorrow. 381 00:21:25,290 --> 00:21:28,390 Tomorrow? Yeah, and you can give her a hard time instead of me. 382 00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:32,010 I can't go tomorrow. 383 00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:33,550 Why not? 384 00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:35,390 Tomorrow's supposed to be my day off. 385 00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:40,190 Josh rented a car and we were going to go up to this inn. 386 00:21:40,890 --> 00:21:42,010 What am I going to tell him? 387 00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:43,390 Tell him you have to work. 388 00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:47,950 That'll go over real big. You know how understanding he is about my work. 389 00:21:50,390 --> 00:21:51,390 Christine. What? 390 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:55,290 I hate to discourage you about a man, but maybe he's the wrong one for you. 391 00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:58,970 Maybe everyone's the wrong one for me. 392 00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:01,030 Well, it must be me. 393 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,800 I mean, if enough people tell you you're drunk, lie down. 394 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,280 You gotta make compromises to be with a man, Mary Beth. 395 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,560 I'm telling you, a lot of compromises. 396 00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:16,740 God, I hate compromises. 397 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,700 Delbert P. Jarvis, attorney at law. 398 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,220 We've been trying to build a case against him for the past six months now. 399 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:30,840 Well, the Jamesons said they testify in court that they purchased a baby from 400 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,940 him for $35 ,000. Well, and a jury might not convict on that. 401 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,760 What I want is for him to solicit a mother to abandon her baby. 402 00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:42,300 We did have a 16 -year -old in Queens who was willing to testify, but... Why 403 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:43,259 you say did have? 404 00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:44,960 She disappeared off the face of the earth. 405 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:48,800 Oh, we can't prove anything, but I think Jarvis either paid her off, frightened 406 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,080 her away, or who knows. 407 00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:51,860 Nice fellow we got here. 408 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:57,070 Jarvis' M .O. is to solicit indigent pregnant women at the welfare office. 409 00:22:57,690 --> 00:22:59,110 Well, where do we come in? 410 00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:03,790 I'd like you to assign a female officer to stand there. Pat it out to look 411 00:23:03,790 --> 00:23:06,110 pregnant, wait to be solicited. 412 00:23:06,530 --> 00:23:09,710 But we have to be very careful about entrapment here. 413 00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:11,970 Let him make the first move. 414 00:23:12,430 --> 00:23:14,170 Can we get Rita Aguero? 415 00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:15,229 Why not? 416 00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:16,650 A blonde officer would be better. 417 00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:17,910 Huh? 418 00:23:18,070 --> 00:23:20,790 Blonde blue -eyed babies go for the most money on the baby farms. 419 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,280 I'm not wearing any of those maternity dresses with the bows on them. 420 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,800 I'll send along a male detective as backup. 421 00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:34,839 A husband. 422 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,080 You have a blonde detective? 423 00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:37,860 Oh, yeah. 424 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,480 Does he have to be blonde? 425 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:44,700 How's my blushing bride? 426 00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:46,180 Going home. 427 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,360 Sounds good to me. 428 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,840 Where are you going, Inspector? 429 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,620 Home with a little woman. 430 00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:56,180 I mean, you're supposed to be pregnant tomorrow, so I thought... So that's your 431 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,180 problem, Victor. 432 00:23:57,620 --> 00:23:58,620 Thinking. 433 00:24:05,389 --> 00:24:06,890 Oh, get back. 434 00:24:07,690 --> 00:24:08,690 There you go. 435 00:24:09,010 --> 00:24:10,010 Ah, gorgeous. 436 00:24:12,310 --> 00:24:13,310 Good? 437 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,730 I don't know what to eat. 438 00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:17,570 I feel like such a blimp. 439 00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:18,850 You look spectacular. 440 00:24:19,510 --> 00:24:20,830 Doesn't she look spectacular, huh? 441 00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:24,210 You're wonderful, Cindy. I'm three pounds heavier than I should be. 442 00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:27,870 So order the fish. It's great here. We'll order it dry, okay? 443 00:24:29,130 --> 00:24:30,130 Oh, why not? 444 00:24:30,630 --> 00:24:33,670 It's just so confusing which diet to be on these days. 445 00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:37,570 I mean, first they tell you to forget about the carbs and to just eat protein. 446 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:39,150 Remember the water maven? 447 00:24:39,670 --> 00:24:40,670 The worst. 448 00:24:40,890 --> 00:24:44,070 I mean, nothing but meat and so much water, your kidneys were floating. 449 00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:48,090 Now they're telling you that meat's going to raise your cholesterol. 450 00:24:48,410 --> 00:24:52,150 What about cellulite? I mean, you should see these little orange, rindy thighs. 451 00:24:52,550 --> 00:24:55,730 Come on, Cindy. Last time I saw that glorious bot of yours, there was not an 452 00:24:55,730 --> 00:24:56,730 ounce of cellulite. 453 00:24:58,190 --> 00:24:59,190 Hang on there a minute. 454 00:24:59,770 --> 00:25:02,650 Before you get out the dueling pistol, Si, remember that your lady love did 455 00:25:02,650 --> 00:25:06,390 appear in the buff for me in that little avant -garde play we did off -Broadway 456 00:25:06,390 --> 00:25:07,390 a couple of years ago? 457 00:25:07,710 --> 00:25:09,430 Yeah. Oh, I'm not jealous. 458 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,050 I mean, do I look jealous? Do I? 459 00:25:13,290 --> 00:25:16,770 I love it when you do your caveman numbers, Si. Oh, come on. 460 00:25:19,630 --> 00:25:20,630 Well, have you decided? 461 00:25:22,810 --> 00:25:24,670 I don't know. I'm not real hungry. 462 00:25:25,130 --> 00:25:26,130 Oh, don't fast. 463 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,380 I mean, sure, you'll lose it quick, but you'll gain it back just as quickly. 464 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:30,420 Believe me. 465 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,420 I'm not dieting. 466 00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:35,780 You're lucky. 467 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,960 You don't have to be in front of the camera. You know, it adds ten pounds. 468 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:44,940 When I went out to the coast to do that picture with Clint, I asked for fresh 469 00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:46,120 salads in my dressing room. 470 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:48,880 Well, you should have heard the uproar. 471 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,240 I mean, you would have thought that I'd ask for my picture above the title. 472 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,540 Every suit in the studio descends on me. 473 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,740 With Koshi telling me that the picture had gone over budget. 474 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:02,320 I mean, we're talking about a salad here. 475 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,760 A little itsy -bitsy salad. 476 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,100 Why couldn't you just relax and enjoy yourself? 477 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,560 Was I rude? 478 00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:10,900 You hardly said a thing all night. 479 00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:15,860 Well, I'm sorry, but dieting is not my favorite topic of conversation. That 480 00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:20,000 woman babbled on for 45 minutes. It was the most exciting thing in the world to 481 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,300 her. You don't really like those sort of people, do you? 482 00:26:24,699 --> 00:26:28,280 Frankly, I find them very full of themselves and somewhat superficial. 483 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,380 Yeah, well, they're not as fascinating as cops. 484 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:35,840 Well, these cops talk about real things. 485 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:39,720 Oh, yeah, sure, pimps and junkies and drug dealers. I mean, that is a barrel 486 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,720 laughs. 487 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:45,000 Josh, I'm sorry, but I find it very difficult to deal with the things that I 488 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,140 deal with every day and spend my entire evening totally consumed with her 489 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:50,140 cellulite. 490 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,660 Chris, you can't live in the gutter just because you work there. 491 00:26:55,639 --> 00:26:56,740 What's that supposed to mean? 492 00:26:58,020 --> 00:26:59,260 Stop taking it home with you. 493 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:03,020 Where in the hell am I supposed to leave it? What I'm trying to say... Wait a 494 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:06,640 minute. I see people who eat dog food because they can't afford a decent meal 495 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,060 and this bimbo's worried about taking off three lousy pounds? 496 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,820 Different people live in different worlds. It is possible to move from one 497 00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:14,400 another. How? How about selling children? 498 00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:21,480 Huh? And she's... She is... Having a salad delivered to her dressing room. 499 00:27:24,170 --> 00:27:25,170 Let me tell you something, pal. 500 00:27:25,650 --> 00:27:28,730 The next time somebody steals your bloody sports car, call an actress. 501 00:27:32,290 --> 00:27:33,290 Yeah, well, it just might. 502 00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:35,430 Wait a minute. Where are you going? 503 00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:38,610 I thought you were going to spend the night. 504 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:41,650 Yeah, well, under the circumstances, there doesn't seem to be a lot of point 505 00:27:41,650 --> 00:27:44,350 in... What circumstances? I'm angry. I am not dead. 506 00:27:47,070 --> 00:27:48,070 Not tonight. 507 00:27:50,290 --> 00:27:51,290 Got a headache? 508 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,480 Well, I guess I'm just not in the mood. 509 00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:00,220 George Holmes. 510 00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:06,460 This just isn't going to work for you and me, is it? 511 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,080 Frankly, I don't find you all that appealing when you behave this way. 512 00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:15,660 Really? 513 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,160 Well, isn't that terrific? 514 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,950 It must be tough to do, though, with both parents working, huh? 515 00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:48,610 But you and Claudia are doing just fine, right? 516 00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:50,410 I wouldn't go that far. 517 00:28:50,990 --> 00:28:52,730 What do you do with Lauren? Daycare? 518 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,250 About his mother. 519 00:28:55,290 --> 00:28:56,290 Daycare. 520 00:28:56,450 --> 00:28:57,450 Babysitting. 521 00:28:58,030 --> 00:28:59,670 It's the logistics that kill you. 522 00:29:00,230 --> 00:29:01,230 Not bad, huh? 523 00:29:02,270 --> 00:29:03,350 You know the worst part? 524 00:29:03,590 --> 00:29:04,590 What? 525 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:08,580 The only one who knows for sure if it's working out... It's Lauren, and she's 526 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,260 too little to tell us. Oh, don't worry. 527 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,280 She's 13. You'll hear from her constantly. 528 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Thank you. 529 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,300 Most important thing you can do for your kid is not to let him walk too early. 530 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,080 I beg your pardon? 531 00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:27,720 Well, premature homolateral movement can cause severe switching in the cerebral 532 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,600 hemispheres. You know, right brain, left brain. 533 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,360 See that? 534 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,040 His parents probably encouraged him to walk too soon. 535 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,480 Ah, here comes mine, pot kettle, now. 536 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:42,780 How'd it go? 537 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,800 Nothing. Hey, Josie. 538 00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:48,440 So? We stood in line for six hours and I wouldn't bite. 539 00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:50,260 I'll tell you, my feet are killing me. 540 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,020 Hey, Lisa, you got one terrific partner there. 541 00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:54,380 You want to trade? 542 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,740 I'll give you a petri and two draft choices. 543 00:29:56,980 --> 00:29:57,980 What do you say? 544 00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,320 No, thank you, Victor. 545 00:30:04,879 --> 00:30:07,260 Six hours with this Becky, you must have had yourself a time. 546 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,520 Oh, he's not so bad. 547 00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:11,000 Actually, he's a good cop. 548 00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:14,080 Believe it or not, he thinks I'm very interesting. 549 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,960 You had a fight with Josh. 550 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,800 We just came to an understanding. 551 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,780 What kind of an understanding? 552 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,900 He thinks actresses are more his type. 553 00:30:29,380 --> 00:30:30,380 Oh. 554 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,540 Thanks, it feels so good. 555 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,360 Sorry, Chris. 556 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:38,520 Hey, I don't care. It's not a big loss. 557 00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:42,420 Papa's making his famous pot roast now. You want to come join us? 558 00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:45,540 No, I think we'll go home and get to bed early. 559 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,220 Yeah, you look a little tired. 560 00:30:47,860 --> 00:30:48,860 Yeah? 561 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,200 Pregnancy will do that to you. 562 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,200 Mary Beth? 563 00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:59,039 Hiya, Gordon. 564 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,040 Hiya, baby. 565 00:31:15,820 --> 00:31:16,820 Where's Jeannie? 566 00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:17,980 Jeannie? 567 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,500 She's sleeping. 568 00:31:22,140 --> 00:31:23,780 I thought you said we weren't going to name her. 569 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,860 Make it too hard and we have to give her up, yeah. 570 00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:32,760 It's just, today, I thought about her as Jeannie. 571 00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:39,180 You know, uh, Jeannie with the light brown hair, like that song. 572 00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:42,280 That's a doctor, Harv. 573 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,540 Let's adopt her. I thought we were babysitting for two weeks here. 574 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,300 Has she been a problem? She hasn't been any problem at all, has she? Slow down, 575 00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:52,080 Mary Beth. Not for you, maybe. But what happens when I have to start work on 576 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,140 this Greenway remodel? 577 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:56,700 I won't be here to take care of her. We did it before, Harv. We did it twice. 578 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,300 No, no, no. My mother did it twice. 579 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,540 She starts a new job next week. 580 00:32:01,060 --> 00:32:04,340 So we get daycare. We get a babysitter. How else does every other family in 581 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:07,600 America manage? Mary Beth, she's going to need special attention. 582 00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:09,020 The deafness. 583 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,220 It's not a problem now, but later... The schools, Harv. 584 00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:14,350 The special... We'll all learn sign language. 585 00:32:17,410 --> 00:32:18,530 Oh, you don't want to do it. 586 00:32:18,810 --> 00:32:22,450 Oh, Mary Beth, listen to me. She's a doll, and I am crazy about her. 587 00:32:22,850 --> 00:32:26,010 But you and me, we are finally getting to a stage in our lives. 588 00:32:26,670 --> 00:32:30,930 The boys will be self -sufficient soon. I mean, we'll be able to go places. 589 00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:33,250 We can do things. I don't want to do it. 590 00:32:33,550 --> 00:32:36,150 There's nothing more to be said. It's got to be a two -way decision. Did you 591 00:32:36,150 --> 00:32:37,150 hear me say no? 592 00:32:38,730 --> 00:32:40,490 She knows we're talking about it. Jeannie. 593 00:32:40,690 --> 00:32:41,690 Yeah? 594 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:42,840 Nice name. 595 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,700 Honey, either way, I love you. 596 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,040 Okay, all right. 597 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,520 We're coming. 598 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,880 Harvey, think it over. 18 more years, she'll be out of the house. 599 00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:08,000 What are you two, just going to stand in line all day? 600 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:14,260 Have a good honey. 601 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,460 You haven't completed these forms properly. 602 00:33:23,060 --> 00:33:24,060 Oh, yeah? 603 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,480 Sorry. 604 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:27,260 It's kind of new for us. 605 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:29,620 It's embarrassing I've never been out of work before. 606 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,960 This isn't right, Joe. 607 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,480 Let's get out of here, please. 608 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,280 Uh, no need for the missus to have false pride. 609 00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:37,480 Not in her condition. 610 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,900 Yeah. Look, uh... 611 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:43,840 It's possible I can help you out. 612 00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:45,800 Really help you out. 613 00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:48,240 None of this Mickey Mouse government stuff. 614 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:50,360 This guy's a lawyer. 615 00:33:51,220 --> 00:33:53,240 Helps people like you get back on their feet. 616 00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:56,720 I'll call him, tell him you're on your way over there. 617 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,840 Thank you very much. 618 00:34:01,860 --> 00:34:02,860 How much do you need? 619 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:08,380 I thought you said that there was trouble in lending money. 620 00:34:09,290 --> 00:34:12,510 I've also been known to say that it's much greater to give than to receive, 621 00:34:12,790 --> 00:34:15,210 providing both sides do some giving. 622 00:34:17,370 --> 00:34:21,449 There are a lot of fine people in this city, Joe. Rich, generous people. 623 00:34:22,150 --> 00:34:23,370 These folks have everything. 624 00:34:24,710 --> 00:34:25,770 Save for one thing. 625 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:27,449 They don't have children. 626 00:34:28,889 --> 00:34:30,530 Legal heirs to their fortunes. 627 00:34:31,530 --> 00:34:33,230 And they're grieving for it. 628 00:34:33,690 --> 00:34:34,690 Little mother. 629 00:34:37,389 --> 00:34:41,530 You have something. growing in your belly that these generous folks would 630 00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:42,530 dearly to possess. 631 00:34:45,010 --> 00:34:46,010 My baby? 632 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:51,350 I know that may sound a little hard, but think of that child of yours growing up 633 00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:55,070 in a beautiful house with toys, clothes, college, computers. 634 00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:57,450 Think of yourselves now. You're young. 635 00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:59,570 You will have other children. 636 00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:08,980 This time, why, you'll have a $15 ,000 nest egg to see to the future. 637 00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:16,800 You're saying you'll buy our baby for $15 ,000? 638 00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:18,340 Yes. 639 00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:21,260 Plus all hospital and incidental expenses. 640 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:23,900 Did you get it? 641 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:25,720 Loud and clear. 642 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,580 Mr. Jarvis, you have the right to remain silent. If you give up the right to 643 00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:33,020 remain silent, anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of 644 00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:36,080 law. You have the right to an attorney and to have the attorney present during 645 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,080 questioning. 646 00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:44,260 Well, you should have seen Tatooine, Lieutenant. She was great. 647 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,340 Wide -eyed, sweet as pie. 648 00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:48,060 Then all of a sudden, bam! 649 00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:50,500 Okay, but you're under arrest. 650 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,340 I thought Jarvis was going to lose it right there. Come on, Victor. It was no 651 00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:57,580 big deal. I think you should get credit when you deserve credit. Victor, enough 652 00:35:57,580 --> 00:36:01,580 already. Well, the assistant DA is happy now. She's filing on Jarvis for 653 00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:04,520 conspiracy, child selling, and criminal solicitation. 654 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,880 We got the one welfare clerk, and they got an investigation going to see if 655 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,839 found any others. 656 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:10,840 What about the parents? 657 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,820 Child abandonment and child endangering. We're bringing them both in. 658 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,020 Did you get the file on Janie? 659 00:36:21,859 --> 00:36:22,940 Yes. May I see it? 660 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:33,300 Aunt Jessop. 661 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:35,860 You're going to arrest her? Yeah. 662 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,600 I'll bring her in. No, Lacey. 663 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:39,640 The uniforms are making the colors. 664 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,800 Please, sir, I'd like to bring her in. 665 00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:43,880 Lacey, forget it. 666 00:37:21,870 --> 00:37:23,090 Should I cut a little more off the top? 667 00:37:27,130 --> 00:37:29,290 Harvey and I decided we're going to try to adopt her. 668 00:37:31,150 --> 00:37:32,150 Oh, yeah? 669 00:37:35,090 --> 00:37:36,090 Well, that's wonderful. 670 00:37:36,790 --> 00:37:38,950 Lieutenant should have let me be the one to bring the mother in. 671 00:37:39,970 --> 00:37:40,970 For what? 672 00:37:41,350 --> 00:37:43,270 So they can yell at her and threaten her? 673 00:37:44,450 --> 00:37:45,530 I want to see her. 674 00:37:46,590 --> 00:37:50,310 All right, Betty. It's only going to make you feel bad. 675 00:37:51,549 --> 00:37:53,190 I'm never going to have any peace with this here. 676 00:37:55,130 --> 00:37:57,630 I don't understand it. There's nothing to understand. 677 00:37:58,490 --> 00:38:00,530 Some people you can't understand, Mary Beth. 678 00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:02,550 Now go home. 679 00:38:03,430 --> 00:38:05,070 You don't want to be here when they bring her in. 680 00:38:05,350 --> 00:38:06,350 Now I'm staying here. 681 00:38:08,210 --> 00:38:10,530 You're going out of your way to cause yourself pain, my friend. 682 00:38:10,770 --> 00:38:11,770 No. 683 00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:15,370 Someday Jeannie's going to ask me, and I'm going to have to have something to 684 00:38:15,370 --> 00:38:16,370 say. 685 00:38:36,170 --> 00:38:37,250 You keep that on my tab. 686 00:38:38,370 --> 00:38:39,850 I ask you out, you're my guest. 687 00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:45,090 Here's to fighting crime and pursuing justice. 688 00:38:45,810 --> 00:38:47,690 And if you don't know it, I'll hum a few bars. 689 00:38:52,010 --> 00:38:53,010 Isn't that good? 690 00:38:54,050 --> 00:38:55,050 You having fun? 691 00:38:55,450 --> 00:38:58,070 I tell you the truth, I'm not used to girls taking me out on dates. 692 00:38:58,850 --> 00:38:59,850 Especially not you. 693 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:03,570 But I was surprised when you asked me out. 694 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,360 Is that good surprise or bad surprise? 695 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,660 What do you... I don't know what I think. I'm asking you. How do I know? 696 00:39:12,660 --> 00:39:15,380 might find me grim and depressing and unappealing. 697 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,200 That's a joke, right? 698 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,320 I never joke, Victor. 699 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:23,920 Let me ask you something. 700 00:39:26,140 --> 00:39:28,000 What do you really think of me? 701 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Is this serious? 702 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:34,560 Well done. 703 00:39:38,570 --> 00:39:39,570 I think you're funny. 704 00:39:39,870 --> 00:39:41,070 I think you're smart. 705 00:39:41,990 --> 00:39:43,310 And I think you're a good cop. 706 00:39:45,130 --> 00:39:46,330 Enough? More. 707 00:39:47,350 --> 00:39:52,090 You're scintillating, captivating, exciting, enchanting. 708 00:39:52,730 --> 00:39:53,730 Okay. 709 00:39:54,610 --> 00:39:56,290 Now for the acid test. 710 00:39:56,590 --> 00:39:57,590 Are you ready? 711 00:39:59,010 --> 00:40:00,050 This is the question. 712 00:40:02,510 --> 00:40:04,650 Would you throw me out of bed on a cold night? 713 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,600 That is the joke, right? 714 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,120 It was supposed to be a come on. 715 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,520 Oh, I get it. I say yes and you laugh my face, right? 716 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,380 Victor, do you want me or not? 717 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,780 I mean, we are two consenting adults, so which is it? 718 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,320 Your place or mine? 719 00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:46,910 You've got hurt feelings. 720 00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:50,510 What's up? 721 00:40:52,030 --> 00:40:53,030 You don't want me. 722 00:40:54,110 --> 00:40:55,110 Not tonight, at least. 723 00:41:02,110 --> 00:41:03,650 I'm going to hate myself in the morning. 724 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,920 I'm Detective Lacey, Mrs. Jetham. 725 00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:39,460 Did they tell you you don't have to talk to me? 726 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:46,660 I just wanted you to know that my husband and I have been taking care of 727 00:41:46,660 --> 00:41:47,660 daughter. 728 00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:53,540 I never really saw her, you know. 729 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,400 They took her away in the delivery room. 730 00:42:00,380 --> 00:42:01,660 What does she look like? 731 00:42:06,569 --> 00:42:11,310 Pretty. She's pretty. She's got big blue eyes, but I think they'll go brown. 732 00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:14,210 And a healthy appetite. 733 00:42:16,950 --> 00:42:20,270 Mrs. Jessup, did they tell you in the hospital that she's dead? 734 00:42:21,090 --> 00:42:22,090 I don't care. 735 00:42:22,710 --> 00:42:23,710 I want her back. 736 00:42:25,730 --> 00:42:27,310 You gave her away, Mrs. Jessup. 737 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:30,870 You sold her. We were living in two rooms without heat. 738 00:42:31,210 --> 00:42:33,050 I already had two children. 739 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,720 They gave me money. 740 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:44,980 Your $15 ,000. 741 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:48,340 You know, you should have hung around for the markup. When they sold her 742 00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:49,700 it was $35 ,000. Shut up. 743 00:42:54,940 --> 00:43:00,200 I didn't... I didn't really know her yet. Can't you understand that? 744 00:43:01,180 --> 00:43:06,740 She was just... something inside of me. 745 00:43:12,230 --> 00:43:13,230 I want her back. 746 00:43:16,490 --> 00:43:17,730 That's for a court to decide. 747 00:43:18,150 --> 00:43:19,290 She's my baby. 748 00:43:19,550 --> 00:43:21,290 What are you going to do next time you can't make rent? 749 00:43:24,430 --> 00:43:26,050 You're not going to get her, you know. 750 00:43:26,990 --> 00:43:31,430 I don't... The courts always decide in favor of the natural mother. Maybe. 751 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:33,210 She's mine. 752 00:43:35,130 --> 00:43:36,130 My Sarah. 753 00:43:39,270 --> 00:43:40,270 Sarah? 754 00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:43,490 That's the name that I gave her when I was carrying her. 755 00:43:47,530 --> 00:43:50,030 It's a pretty name, isn't it? 756 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:53,210 Yes, a very pretty name. 757 00:44:00,410 --> 00:44:01,410 Hey, lady. 758 00:44:02,970 --> 00:44:04,570 She needs more from you than a name. 759 00:44:06,670 --> 00:44:08,050 I hope to God she gets it. 760 00:44:53,450 --> 00:44:55,190 She's getting her dress. We got her a sweet outfit. 761 00:44:55,530 --> 00:44:56,530 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 762 00:44:59,590 --> 00:45:01,670 So why don't you keep her till the trial's over? 763 00:45:02,630 --> 00:45:04,510 Oh, the Bureau wants her in a foster home. 764 00:45:05,390 --> 00:45:06,390 So fight them. 765 00:45:08,570 --> 00:45:09,570 No. 766 00:45:09,730 --> 00:45:10,730 Why not? 767 00:45:13,190 --> 00:45:14,410 A mother is not so bad. 768 00:45:16,310 --> 00:45:19,330 You know, it's easy to judge, Chris. It's easy to judge. 769 00:45:19,690 --> 00:45:21,250 But how do I know what I would have done? 770 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:23,260 I know what you'd do. 771 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,520 You'd eat dog food if you had to. 772 00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:29,640 The court's not going to give it to me. 773 00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:32,800 I mean, the preference is the natural mother. 774 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,600 Well, you said she's okay, though, huh? 775 00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:41,460 Her mother? 776 00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:43,660 Yeah. 777 00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:45,180 And you can keep an eye on her? 778 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:46,780 Yeah. That's good. 779 00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:48,740 Yeah. 780 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,620 You and Harvey really ought to have one of your own the old -fashioned way, you 781 00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:56,118 know it? 782 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,120 Yeah? Mm -hmm. 783 00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:03,060 Oh, Christine. 784 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,660 I feel so sad. 785 00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:11,380 Hey, Mary Beth. 786 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:13,600 Rottenmeier. 787 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,100 What, it was Rosenmeier? 788 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:22,400 Oh, come on in. Officer Lacey. Yeah, do you remember Officer Cagney? Harm! 789 00:46:43,890 --> 00:46:47,030 Well, she looks like she's been very well taken care of. 790 00:46:48,190 --> 00:46:49,570 We really appreciate that. 791 00:46:55,670 --> 00:46:56,670 So long, kid. 792 00:46:57,650 --> 00:46:59,970 Of all the gin joints in the world, you had to walk into this one. 793 00:47:06,410 --> 00:47:11,250 I'll be thinking about you, Jenny. 794 00:47:13,390 --> 00:47:15,710 Poor little thing. She can't hear a word you say. 795 00:47:15,950 --> 00:47:16,950 That's what you think. 796 00:47:20,190 --> 00:47:21,190 Bye, funny face. 797 00:47:22,670 --> 00:47:24,950 There you go. 798 00:47:26,130 --> 00:47:27,230 Bye. Thank you. 799 00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:31,530 Have a beautiful life, Sarah. 800 00:47:39,070 --> 00:47:40,070 Want a beer?